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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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