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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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