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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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