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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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