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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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