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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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