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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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