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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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