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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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