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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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