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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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