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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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