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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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