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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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