Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.