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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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