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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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