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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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