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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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