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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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