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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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