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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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