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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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