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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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