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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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