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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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