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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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