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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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