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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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