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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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