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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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