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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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