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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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