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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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