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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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