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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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