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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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