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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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