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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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