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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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