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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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