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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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