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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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