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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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