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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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