Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.