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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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