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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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