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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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