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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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