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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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