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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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