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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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